I'm a guy, and I'm in just about every non-anime fandom you can name. This is just a place for me to post stuff, enjoy. My Steam profile is Xavian5 if you feel like adding me on there.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Things to steal from your boyfriend

katbot:

  • His Shirts
  • His Soul
  • His Boxers (aka comfy shorts)
  • His Hoodies
  • His Social Security Number
theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

night vale putting in casual nonbinary representation + using gender neutral pronouns

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padalesexy:

this vine is too real

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(Source: 997)

pettyartist:

choco-minto:

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You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.

—Marilyn Manson (via totsailor)

(Source: sadysticbathory)

moosetashioedmonocle:

Season one of Red vs Blue:

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Season twelve of Red vs Blue:

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i-effed-it-all-up:

i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings

(Source: memewhore)

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

aethermage:

The continent of Africa is naturally shaped like a Fibonacci spiral.

aethermage:

The continent of Africa is naturally shaped like a Fibonacci spiral.

themadkingshandmaid:

synnesai:

i love watching new ppl get in to RvB it’s always so exciting

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